Giant sucking sound

The status quo sucks.

-George Carlin

Gray skies are gonna clear up...

I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy. If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.

-Sir George Porter

Something smells fishy...

Fish and visitors smell in three days.

-Benjamin Franklin

Fish Story

Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

-Karl Marx