Ate to the Bar..

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

Newspeak!

Don't Taze Me, Bro!

-Andrew Meyer

Ik ben bang van geesten!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

- Oscar Wilde

Tenho medo de fantasmas!

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

-Groucho Marx

A Special Post for a Special Day...

Happy Birthday, Elgy!






You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience.



- Erma Bombeck