Happy New Year's!!!

I humbly add my own prophecy of what the dawn of the new millennium shall bring forth: one thousand years of the same old crap.

- Jose Chung

Put a Sock in it…

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.



- Aesop

Please accept this Laurel, and Hearty Handshake.

What's the use of worrying?

It never was worth while,

So pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,

And smile, smile, smile.

- George Asaf

Stay Sober.

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

- Albert Einstein

The Honeymoon’s Over.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

- Oscar Wilde

Not One Comment...

To think that only yesterday

I was cheerful, bright and gay

Looking forward to well wouldn’t do

The role I was about to play

But as if to knock me down

Reality came around

And without so much, as a mere touch

Cut me into little pieces

Leaving me to doubt

Talk about God and His mercy

Or if He really does exist

Why did He desert me in my hour of need

I truly am indeed...

Alone again, naturally.

-Gilbert O'Sullivan