Friday, July 15, 2011

Careware...










Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?






-Groucho Marx

Friday, July 8, 2011

Lessons learned...



Much learning does not teach understanding.

-Heraclites

Friday, July 1, 2011

Joke's on me...






My life has been one great big joke.
A dance that's walked;
A song that's spoke.
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When i think about myself.

-Maya Angelou











Friday, June 24, 2011

Stated secrets







The Secret to humor is surprise.

- Aristotle




Friday, June 17, 2011

Just a perfect blendship

Think where a man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

-William Butler Yeats

Friday, June 10, 2011

Big Ol' Heart






The heart is the chief feature of a functioning mind.

-Frank Lloyd Wright


Sunday, June 5, 2011

SPECIAL BIRTHDAY POST...





All the World is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.



-George Harrison

Friday, June 3, 2011

Soul Pain



There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids - like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.


- Bart Simpson

Friday, May 27, 2011

Giant sucking sound


The status quo sucks.

-George Carlin

Friday, May 20, 2011

Gray skies are gonna clear up...




I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy. If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.




-Sir George Porter

Friday, May 13, 2011

Something smells fishy...



Fish and visitors smell in three days.

-Benjamin Franklin

Friday, May 6, 2011

Fish Story



Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

-Karl Marx

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Not So Happy Returns...



Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

-Thomas Haynes Bayly