If It Weren't For Bad Luck, I'd Have No Luck At All...

Gloom, Despair and Agony On Me

Deep Dark Depression

Incessant Misery...

- The Cast of Hee-Haw

The Scarlet Pimple...

In an organic system you don't waste anything. We need to educate the consumer to accept a tiny blemish on an orange.

-Robert Patterson

The Eyes Have It...

Our shortcomings are the eyes with which we see the ideal.

-Friedrich Nietzche

My trousers are rolled...

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

- William Shakespeare