Rooty-Tooty!

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

- Mark Twain

You will be assimilated!

Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.

-George Carlin

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This brings me so much joy.

And so does this.

-Bob

Funny Money

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

- W. C. Fields