Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Ubi caritas et amor...



…the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

-Hermann Goering

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I Drink...Therefore I am...


One should drink little...but often.


-Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Friday, May 18, 2007

Deus Ex Machina...


I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.


-Mother Teresa

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Ode on a Grecian Hair Formula


The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.

-Jawaharlal Nehru

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The Cup of Joe


Good coffee is like friendship: rich and warm and strong.

-Pan-American Coffee Bureau

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Ich Bin Ein Geleebonbon.


Liebe amerikanische Landsleute, ich freue mich, Ihnen sagen zu können, dass ich ein Gesetz unterzeichnet habe, das Russland für immer für vogelfrei erklärt. Wir beginnen in fünf Minuten mit der Bombardierung.


-Ronald Reagan

Sunday, May 6, 2007

The Pipes! The PIPES!





Le garçon d'Oh Danny, les pipes, les pipes appellent...

You can have no idea how much joy this brings me...

-Bob

Friday, May 4, 2007

Facts and figures…


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

- Woody Allen

Monday, April 30, 2007

Green with Envy…


God made the grass, the air and the rain; and the grass, the air and the rain made the Irish; and the Irish turned the grass, the air and the rain back into God.

-Seán O’Faoláin

Friday, April 27, 2007

You…out of the gene pool!


On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.


-Antoine de Saint Exupéry

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Pathos…



I hope we don’t lose in America this demand that those of us who want this office … must be prepared not to handle the 10-second gimmick that deals, say, with little things like war and peace.

-Walter F. Mondale

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Dark Matter...


All I know is a door into the dark.


-Seamus Heaney

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Whip it, whip it good.


Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner than you think. A woman can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do.

-Richard M. Nixon

Friday, April 13, 2007

A Note From Joe

I saw him yesterday, Bob, at the coffee shop. He hasn't been around for weeks. Since this blog was created. Where has he been?

To merely say that I'm worried about Bob, and the strange world in which he sets up residence, would be to understate my concern.

When I walked in, he pretended not to know me. He was scribbling something in one of his BOB'S WORLD spiral bound notebooks, the curious diaries we see but a glimpse of on this blog. He carefully hid the page from me.

"You'll never see what I just drew," he told me. "Nobody will ever see what I just drew."

He then spilled, in what I hope was an accident, some coffee over my hand.

That coffee was hot, and it burned.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Serpents among us…


The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force.

-Adolf Hitler

Don’t be Hatin’


Hitler was an individual of great courage...Hitler's success was not based on his extraordinary gifts alone. His genius was an intuitive sense of the mushiness, the character flaws, the weakness masquerading as morality that was in the hearts of the statesmen who stood in his path.


– Pat Buchanan

Friday, March 30, 2007

Whassu Talkin’ Bout Willis?


I like linebackers. I collect ’em. You can’t have too many good ones.

-Bill Parcells

Resplendent tragedy…


I don’t deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

-Flannery O’Connor

Tin Roof… Rusted!






Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.


- Mark Twain

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Real Dark Side of the Moon...





Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such a thing as tolerance.


-Woodrow Wilson

I have measured out my
life with coffee spoons ...


I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a God-damn cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.

- J.D. Salinger

A Note from Joe, and Questions

They number 14, in all. Fourteen spiral bound notebooks, full of pictures and drawings, marked simply in Magic Marker on the front: BOB'S WORLD.

Welcome to Bob's World. I am not its creator, only its facilitator, who met this odd human in a coffee shop five years ago last February.

So far, this uncomfortable man has felt comfortable only to post three drawings on this blog. Three drawings from the perhaps 1400 pages that comprise the Bob's World diaries.

Will Bob open up and let us in? Will he let us see the rest? Will he post more pictures?

Why is he driven to draw, to empty his soul onto 1400 spiral bound notebook pages, as he sips his coffee so deliberately, and chases away the curious?

Monday, March 26, 2007

One for the Road


The real war will never get in the books.

- Walt Whitman

Welcome to the working weak


The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk ... they are sober.

- William Butler Yeats

Welcome to Bob's World

I am a simple man ...

Joe Discovers Genius

It must have been five years ago when we met. He was bearded and was
mumbling something to himself. He had been drinking the same cup of
coffee for what I could only imagine had been hours. Before him sat a
pile of neatly stacked spiral bound notebooks. On the cover of each,
written in Magic Marker, were the simple words: "Bob's World."

But what was inside?

I tried to get a glimpse, but it was hard. The man, whose name I would later learn was indeed Bob, was scribbling something, but what? His free hand covered the frantic hand that was scribbling and drawing ... something.

I finished my coffee. But I waited there. I had to find out what was in
the notebooks! What mysteries did they reveal? What insight or glimpse
would they give me into this strange man's soul?

Coffee shops all around the world are full of people like Bob, who sit drinking the
same cup of coffee for hours on end, mumbling to themselves, throwing an occasional odd glance at a fellow customer, a glance that sometimes would send a smile, and sometimes (more often than not) a chill.

For now, this is all I will say about Bob, and Bob's world, and how we came
to meet. In the coming weeks, you the reader will be getting a glimpse
of just what his odd man was scribbling in those notebooks.

I only ask you one favor: Please do not ever ask me what his drawings mean. I ask this in part (and mostly because) I truly fear the answer.