ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.

-Benjamin Franklin

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

To govern according to the sense and agreement of the interests of the people is a great and glorious object of governance. This object cannot be obtained but through the medium of popular election, and popular election is a mighty evil.

- Edmund Burke

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.

-Woody Allen

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.

- Orson Scott Card

Deadbeat Dud...

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

-Bertrand Russell

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE(S) OF THE DAY

The U.S. economy is healthy, it's fundamentally very strong.

-George Bush (Sept. 16, 2008)

Our economy I think, still, the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

- John McCain (Sept. 15, 2008)

The fundamental business of the country, that is production and distribution of commodities, is on a sound and prosperous basis.

-Herbert Hoover (Oct. 30, 1929)

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

-John Quincy Adams

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

- Clarence S. Darrow

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

- Mark B. Cohen

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

-Winston Churchill

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.

-Edmund Burke

Running on Fumes...

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to be free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

-Emma Lazarus

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

- H. L. Mencken

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

-Emma Goldman

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

- Will Rogers

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

I would rather have a clean government than one where the, quote, First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government.

- John McCain

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.

- John McCain

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?

- John McCain

Existential Bop...

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.

-Lin Yutang

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote -- a very different thing.

-Walter H. Judd

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -- and both commonly succeed, and are right.

-H. L. Mencken

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

-Tom Stoppard

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

-E. B. White

Election 2008 Quote of the Day...

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.

-Franklin P. Adams

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

-Bernard Baruch

This is a Man’s World…

Mankind must remember that peace is not God's gift to his creatures; peace is our gift to each other.

-Elie Wiesel

ELECTION 2008 DAILY QUOTE...

A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.

-Adlai Stevenson

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

-T. S. Eliot

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

A politician looks forward only to the next election. A statesman looks forward to the next generation.

-Thomas Jefferson

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

-W. C. Fields

Feat of Clay...

Four legs good, two legs bad.

-George Orwell

Happy Birthday, Frenchie!

Dance like you just don't care...

-Bob

Happy Birthday, Peaches!

May you never need more cowbell...

He's a bit of a loner

We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to live in joy

-Joseph Campbell

Lost in thought…

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

- Revelations 6:8

Only the Lonely...

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

- G. B. Burgin

To the disillusioned...

In response to all the negative responses (one) that I recieved regarding the last post....






I hope this makes you happy, Missie!

He's Coming...He's Coming...

Animation is about creating the illusion of life. And you can't create it if you don't have one.

-Brad Bird

Genie-ology

God looks at the clean hands, not the full ones.

-Pubillius Syrus

Is dat bloed?

Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world.

-Arthur Schopenhauer

Collective Panic…

In the end, everything is a gag.





- Charlie Chaplin

I feel your pain...

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

-Adlai Stevenson

I'm Older Than I've Ever Been...

...Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

-Pink Floyd

Ate to the Bar..

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

Newspeak!

Don't Taze Me, Bro!

-Andrew Meyer

Ik ben bang van geesten!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

- Oscar Wilde

Tenho medo de fantasmas!

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

-Groucho Marx

A Special Post for a Special Day...

Happy Birthday, Elgy!






You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience.



- Erma Bombeck

Ich habe Angst vor Geistern!

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

- Edmund Burke

Plait envy...

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

- Cato the Elder

Le seul mot juste

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

- Plato

Bugaboo...

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.

-Lauren Upton

Rooty-Tooty!

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

- Mark Twain

You will be assimilated!

Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.

-George Carlin

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This brings me so much joy.

And so does this.

-Bob

Funny Money

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

- W. C. Fields

Chew on this for a couple of weeks....

If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.

-Bob Dylan

Unprotected Sects

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

- Joseph Campbell

Vestal Virgins

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

- Plato

Sister...You Said a Mouthful!

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

-Mother Teresa