ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote -- a very different thing.

-Walter H. Judd

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -- and both commonly succeed, and are right.

-H. L. Mencken

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

-Tom Stoppard

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

-E. B. White

Election 2008 Quote of the Day...

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.

-Franklin P. Adams

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

-Bernard Baruch

This is a Man’s World…

Mankind must remember that peace is not God's gift to his creatures; peace is our gift to each other.

-Elie Wiesel

ELECTION 2008 DAILY QUOTE...

A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.

-Adlai Stevenson

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

-T. S. Eliot

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

A politician looks forward only to the next election. A statesman looks forward to the next generation.

-Thomas Jefferson

ELECTION 2008 QUOTE OF THE DAY...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

-W. C. Fields

Feat of Clay...

Four legs good, two legs bad.

-George Orwell

Happy Birthday, Frenchie!

Dance like you just don't care...

-Bob

Happy Birthday, Peaches!

May you never need more cowbell...

He's a bit of a loner

We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to live in joy

-Joseph Campbell

Lost in thought…

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

- Revelations 6:8

Only the Lonely...

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

- G. B. Burgin

To the disillusioned...

In response to all the negative responses (one) that I recieved regarding the last post....






I hope this makes you happy, Missie!

He's Coming...He's Coming...

Animation is about creating the illusion of life. And you can't create it if you don't have one.

-Brad Bird

Genie-ology

God looks at the clean hands, not the full ones.

-Pubillius Syrus

Is dat bloed?

Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world.

-Arthur Schopenhauer

Collective Panic…

In the end, everything is a gag.





- Charlie Chaplin

I feel your pain...

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

-Adlai Stevenson

I'm Older Than I've Ever Been...

...Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

-Pink Floyd

Ate to the Bar..

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

Newspeak!

Don't Taze Me, Bro!

-Andrew Meyer

Ik ben bang van geesten!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

- Oscar Wilde

Tenho medo de fantasmas!

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

-Groucho Marx

A Special Post for a Special Day...

Happy Birthday, Elgy!






You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience.



- Erma Bombeck

Ich habe Angst vor Geistern!

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

- Edmund Burke

Plait envy...

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

- Cato the Elder

Le seul mot juste

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

- Plato

Bugaboo...

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.

-Lauren Upton

Rooty-Tooty!

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

- Mark Twain

You will be assimilated!

Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.

-George Carlin

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This brings me so much joy.

And so does this.

-Bob

Funny Money

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

- W. C. Fields

Chew on this for a couple of weeks....

If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.

-Bob Dylan

Unprotected Sects

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

- Joseph Campbell

Vestal Virgins

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

- Plato

Sister...You Said a Mouthful!

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

-Mother Teresa

Playbill

Give a man a fish, feed him for day. Teach him how to fish and pretty soon every lake and river near his home will be empty unless you also teach him about the environment and his relationship to it.

-Eric Edmeades

Go west young man

Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for. It is a thing to be achieved.

-William Jennings Bryant

Let Them Eat Cake…

Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

- Martin Luther King Jr.

Mayor McCheesey…

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul.

- Carl Jung

White House Blues…

In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose.

-Richard M. Nixon

Happy New Year's!!!

I humbly add my own prophecy of what the dawn of the new millennium shall bring forth: one thousand years of the same old crap.

- Jose Chung

Put a Sock in it…

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.



- Aesop

Please accept this Laurel, and Hearty Handshake.

What's the use of worrying?

It never was worth while,

So pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,

And smile, smile, smile.

- George Asaf

Stay Sober.

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

- Albert Einstein

The Honeymoon’s Over.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

- Oscar Wilde

Not One Comment...

To think that only yesterday

I was cheerful, bright and gay

Looking forward to well wouldn’t do

The role I was about to play

But as if to knock me down

Reality came around

And without so much, as a mere touch

Cut me into little pieces

Leaving me to doubt

Talk about God and His mercy

Or if He really does exist

Why did He desert me in my hour of need

I truly am indeed...

Alone again, naturally.

-Gilbert O'Sullivan

Build Your Own Bob

Welcome to the first interactive Bob's World post. Here's your chance to step into Bob's shoes and see the world from his perspective.

I'm requesting that you submit a title, a quote and a tagline for Bob.

Then on Dec. 1, I will be pick the best of all submissions and repost with the winners. Who knows...I might decide to mix and match.

Sincerely,

Bob

Frank and Sense…

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

- Orville Wright

Give the Fiddler a Dram…

The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

- Samuel Butler

Oh…Beeswax!

For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
- Walt Whitman

Shut your Pie-Hole!

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.

- Benjamin D'Israeli

Daily Reminder…

A myth doesn't have to be real to be true.

- Joseph Campbell

Dirty Hairy...

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

-Albert Einstein

Hairy Situation...

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting system, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.

-George Washington Carver