Nights Out!

In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

~Mark Twain

Dream Squasher!

Isolation is a dream killer.

- Barbara Sher

Line up…

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

- G. K. Chesterton

Pointillism…

The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.

- Steven Weinberg

Soul Kitchen…

Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.

- Timothy Leary

Day by Day…

Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est…

-Roman Missal

Overdraft…

It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy, that the world owes the world more than the world can pay.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry Wart…

Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are!

~Charles Dickens

I think I'm in love...

Love hurts, love scars

Love wounds, and mars any heart

-Boudleaux and Felice Bryant

Sense and Sensibility

One day, I said to my father, I realized that to make an 'R' all I had to do was first write a 'P' and then draw a line down from its loop. And I was so surprised that I could turn a yellow letter into an orange letter just by adding a line.

- Patricia Lynne Duffy

Reflections of My Mind...

Look within! The secret is inside you.

- Hui-neng

Funny Man...

The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train.

- Robert Lowell

Companions Are Like Stars...

Maliuolum solacii genus est turba miserorum.

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Translation: A crowd of fellow sufferers is a miserable kind of company.

If It Weren't For Bad Luck, I'd Have No Luck At All...

Gloom, Despair and Agony On Me

Deep Dark Depression

Incessant Misery...

- The Cast of Hee-Haw

The Scarlet Pimple...

In an organic system you don't waste anything. We need to educate the consumer to accept a tiny blemish on an orange.

-Robert Patterson

The Eyes Have It...

Our shortcomings are the eyes with which we see the ideal.

-Friedrich Nietzche

My trousers are rolled...

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

- William Shakespeare

Call it what you will…

The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.

-Ken Kesey

Smell ya later…

The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.

-T.S. Eliot

Tradgedy + Time =

The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.

-Socrates

Manage this!

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

- Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is…

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.

~Robert Anthony

Night time is the right time…

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

~George Carlin

Like the corners of my mind…

Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

~Austin O'Malley

Everything new is old again…

In New Orleans, gluttony is a way of life.

-Morton J. Horwitz

What's Left...

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.



- H. G. Wells

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Bíonn dhá insint ar scéal agus dhá leagan déag ar amhrán...

Translation: There are two versions of every story & at least twelve versions of every song....

It Changed My Life...

I bought this three years ago....and it changed my life.

-Bob

The Competition...

I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it.

-Walt Disney

Text book case...

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.

-Elvis Costello

I Tell You To Enjoy Life...

Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts.

- William S. Burroughs

Pre-Mortem...

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

-Charles Nelson Reilly

Tears of a frown...

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

-Milton Berle

Vice Gripe...

Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.

-Berthold Brecht

Soul Patches...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Upper Lip Service

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

-William Goldman

2009, Here I come...

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice.

-T.S. Eliot