I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

Lincoln said, 'With malice toward none, with charity to all.' Nowadays they say, 'Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you.'"

-"Grandpa" Martin Vanderhof

I want some hunny mummy.

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.

-Ernest Hemingway

Elementary!

How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.

-Nietzsche

Hey you guys…

I prefer the most unfair peace to the most righteous war.

-Cicero

Wine, Women and Pong

War is cruelty and you cannot refine it.

-Gen. William T. Sherman

Schadenfreude

War would end if the dead could return.

-Stanley Baldwin

Ants in my pants

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

-Steven Wright

Jeepers Creepers!

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

- Martin Luther King Jr.