Well, Excuuuuuse Meeee!

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

-Marilyn Monroe

Potato...Po-Tah-Toe

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

- Douglas Adams

Omnia Gallia in tres partes divisa est…

Divide and rule...a sound motto. Unite and lead...a better one.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beyond the Pale

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.

- Mahatma Gandhi

The Final Frontier...

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

Happy Birthday, America

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

-Josef Stalin

Ain’t worth a fit...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

-Douglas Adams