Et ceterra, et cettera, etc.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best freind. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

In your face!

No more war! Never again war! … If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.

-Pope Paul VI

Ubi caritas et amor...

…the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

-Hermann Goering

I Drink...Therefore I am...

One should drink little...but often.

-Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Deus Ex Machina...

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

-Mother Teresa

Ode on a Grecian Hair Formula

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.

-Jawaharlal Nehru

The Cup of Joe

Good coffee is like friendship: rich and warm and strong.

-Pan-American Coffee Bureau

Ich Bin Ein Geleebonbon.

Liebe amerikanische Landsleute, ich freue mich, Ihnen sagen zu können, dass ich ein Gesetz unterzeichnet habe, das Russland für immer für vogelfrei erklärt. Wir beginnen in fünf Minuten mit der Bombardierung.

-Ronald Reagan

The Pipes! The PIPES!

Le garçon d'Oh Danny, les pipes, les pipes appellent...

You can have no idea how much joy this brings me...

-Bob

Facts and figures…

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

- Woody Allen